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Teacher's pet

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Tue, Jan 24 2012, 3:56PM
Big S
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The first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
 
The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.
 
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
 
The sweet shop owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
 
Then the pub landlord's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it

up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with

her finger and tasted it.


"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked ''Champagne?''

She tasted some more, and asked ''Whisky?''

 


"No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!"

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said  'Parking Fine.'

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