Valentine present

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Brian St Albans
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Got the wife a new belt and a new bag for valentines day. She''s not very happy which I can''t understand as her Hoover is now working better than ever ;O)Brian (",)

eric caravanning4u
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I got my wife some Roses , well I got a shrub from Poundland and it will be full of roses in the summer

Danny_5134221
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I bought my wife a new trolley jack and a set of ring spanners, cant understand why she won''t speak to me anymore.She then bought me a pair of those speedo trunks like James Bond wore in Casino Royale and said " Get into those....."Cease fire now declared

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Oooooo glad you mentioned Valentines Day. What date is it this year, it must be getting close? Coming to think of it Her Ladyship doesn''t deserve anything because she''s had a long face for the last 24 hours.

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Mike P
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I am a true romantic, and Mrs P is very happy ...

WatsonJohnG
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I got HRH 50 primulas of her own choosing.Put them into the tubs for herIt cost

John

Marc
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Tried telling the supervisor that the only reason I failed to get her a valentines gift was that no flower could compare with her beauty, no chocolate was as sweet as her and no alchohol could make my head spin more than the sight of her.Didnt work I had to take her out for a romantic dinner Bet she will want one every 25 years. :0)Marc

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I know that in these times it was the wrong thing to do. But I bought Mr's W an animal fur.

She hated it, but I think she looks lovely in a donkey jacket.

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Last year I bought the wife an iPod for her birthday and then an iPad for Xmas.  I think I will buy her a iRon for Valentines day.  I wonder what she will buy me for my birthday?

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Surfer wrote:

Last year I bought the wife an iPod for her birthday and then an iPad for Xmas.  I think I will buy her a iRon for Valentines day.  I wonder what she will buy me for my birthday?

maybe an i c u

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i know i dont look very busy
thats because i did it right the first time.

hgv dave
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ive been told them iRons are difficult to extact from certain places

 

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i use to have one of them.....but the wheels fell off