Where have you fallen asleep

Many years ago I used to run and operate a mobile disco and the Devon young farmers used to book us regulary for the barn dances,

trouble was there was no set finishing time.

So setting the scene;  at about 4.00am and after a few drinkies (mate was driving) I asked my mate to take over for a few minutes whilst I had a break, so I went to the back of the barn and laid on a bench, fell asleep and two hours later, disco still going,

I was awoken and  surrounded by baa ing SHEEP, scared the living daylights out of me 

hi Sprocket,

sounds like a "WOOSIE QUESTION TO ME "

in my younger days when drinking and going out all weekend was the norm for a healthy young bloke "well for me it was anyway"

the booze and fatigue used to catch me out regulary , must admit I have woken up on sunday morning in some strange places,

these include,

under the pier in blackpool,

a park bench in harrogate,

a railway carriage in york museum  "dont ask"

a static caravan on my own in scarborough.

a boat on leeds canal.

several bedrooms with unfamilier wallpaper.

and the worsed one being woken up by a train guard and told to get off the train as it had reached the end of the line??

where was I Sheffied central station,  I had fallen asleep when I should have got off and had a 45mile journey home mostly walking  that took most of the day,

I now remember why I gave up drinking and went teetotal "thanks sprocket"

These days I usually wake up in my chair after her endless "soaps" have sent me to sleep,

"Sir chunky"

In a Job interview. I didn,t get the job!

Generally in bed, but once on a hot summers day at the wheel of my lorry,stationery at the traffic lights in Leominster! Apparently the lights changed four times before the copper behind me realised, as he'd been dozing as well!

As a young soldier stationed in Germany in the early 70’s I was partial to the odd beer or 15 and fell asleep (or rather woke up) in too many strange places to list.       Recently though I fell asleep in the dentist’s chair whilst waiting for the injected anaesthetic to take effect prior to having one of my few remaining teeth extracted.

Too many beers at a business do in London fell asleep on the train and woke up in the Brighton Marshalling yards. Had to wait until 6.00am for the first train back to Burgess Hill.

I did the same on a train from Paddington to Reading - woke up in Wales somewhere.

It's a very long time ago so no letters of indignation but I was fortunate enough to fall asleep at the wheel in the middle lane of the M6 in Cumbria - I say fortunate as I was doing 70mph but there was nothing else around and the rumble strips at the edge of the hard shoulder are very effective.

In outside lane on M4 about 20 years wont do it again or recommend it

Ummm, 

Often at the dining or kichen table, during or after a meal, pubs, restaurants, doctors surgery, dentists surgery, outside the awning, inside the awning, a couple of dinner parties, M3 inside lane, A36 from Salsbury to Landford, need I go on??? Oh and okay I sleep walk and talk as well!! The latest was telling swimbo I would find her somewhere to have a banana split without bananas!!!! Woke up on the drive a few mornings ago having come down apparently asleep and letting the dowgs out. Couldn't get in because we hadn't unlocked yet! was really confused as to how I got there!!

Gosh that looks bad!!

Dear martin24

I have read a few of your recent posts and now i`m a little bit scared i know being a member of the woosie club i should be but for someone who wants a shot gun and sleep walks and walks through closed doors one of us needs help my friend