Woosie Club

Sorry W C this action doesnt qualify your other half to join us.

But we could actually consider yourself as a new member on the basis that you WENT to her aid,

And to back up your application which will help you qualify emensly is your initials.........WC 

I will propose you on this basis and I'm sure King DD or other members  will be along to 2nd you

Good luck

Perhaps you should take this opportunity to publish, in full, the membership criteria.  There may be Woosies-in-waiting out there who do not know that they can join. 

mel.

Well, it appears that nobody wants to 2nd me, so the 'exclusive' club stays exclusive.

Best wishes

WC

Don't feel bad, as far as I can make out there are only two members, DD and Kev.  TC is an honorary member.  I am not a member as I don't make a fuss about matters lavatorial.  I would suggest that you just assume membership.  After all this is the Woosie club so they are hardly going to get stroppy with you.

mel

WC please dont panic, we are currently carrying out references on which we are awaiting a reply, I'm sure when this is returned DD will confirm membership.

We are currently updating the application procedure and holding a special AGM very shorlty. New membership applications will now include;

Any one who is scared of silly things like spiders etc

Any one who finds normal everyday chores repulsive 

Any one with initials/name that we find suitable.

Any one who runs around after there better halfs which is unneccasary

Any one who gives silly remarks to others on this forum

There are a couple more of which have to be confirmed and you will be informed at a later date.

Mel

There are more eg Sir Rob T. Dame TC is  a fully fledged member . As you are "mad" we may well consider you for future membership. Dame Mel has a lovely ring to it. I'll check with Sir Gagakev to see if you meet our criteria.

A Woosie can be anything you like really. It's all a bit of a spoof.

Woodlands Camper , to be known as Sir WC, will be admitted to the Woosie Round Table purely on the grounds he was a wimp and went chasing after his wife. He should have given her the AA phone number. So 10 out of 10 for being a good Woosie

Eg

 Those who wont sleep in their awning

Those who waste electricity heating the awning at 2kw just to keep the dog warm.

Those who want a Chinese take away delivered to their caravan door

Don't like getting muddy

Complain to the Wardens about the weather

and there are many more!

If anyone else wishes to become a Knight or Dame of the Woosie Club please tell us some  of your silly stories or pet dislikes about getting your hands dirty caravanning. No need to be lavatorial.

What I am puzzled about is why Woodlands Camper walks around all the time with a case that is obviously too heavy for him?

What has he got in it that it is always with him?

It obviously infuriates his wife so much that she cannot cope anymore and spends most of her time in a trance.

Don’t just rest you case WC get rid of the bl**dy thing for the sake of your wife!!

Gafferbill

I've been carrying the case for so long now without opening it I have forgotten what's inside.  Perhaps I can manage a quick peep over the Xmas holidays, and hope I don't find any spiders!!

DD - Thank you for 'knighting' me.

Regards

Sir WC

We are currently updating the application procedure and holding a special AGM very shorlty. New membership applications will now include;

Any one who is scared of silly things like spiders etc

Any one who finds normal everyday chores repulsive 

Any one with initials/name that we find suitable.

Any one who runs around after there better halfs which is unneccasary

Any one who gives silly remarks to others on this forum

There are a couple more of which have to be confirmed and you will be informed at a later date.

Well I'm afraid of eight legged things that we call McBeths in this house because even saying the S word gets me running for the door.  SWIMBO of course runs around after me, especially at toilet emptying time! As for silly remarks............ as soon as the serious stuff starts I just have to say something silly to get them all going! I'm still sniggering at how hot under the collar people got when nose weights were discussed last year and I said if you could lift the van too easily it was too light and if you couldn't lift it, it was too heavy so go for somewhere inbetween! So do we both count. And of course we have ordered a 110SW